l_a_brewery_art (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} l_a_brewery_art) wrote,@ 2004-07-20 23:35:00 |
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Maced
So an artist at the Brewery Art Colony decides to call up one of the escort advertisements in the back of the L.A. Weekly. The girl arrives with a bodyguard goon. She is appears nothing like he was led to believe and he tells them thanks but no thanks. The goon says Fuck You and sprays the artist with mace. The Goon and the escort leave. The artist, blinded, runs to a neighbor's loft screaming. the neighbor lets him in and they attemp to wash out the mace. The stuff is still fresh that the neighbor gets burning mace all over his hands and face.
And the moral of the story is...
...if you want to have sex without any attachments at the Brewery Art Colony, be a famous artist and bang your groupies for free.
So an artist at the Brewery Art Colony decides to call up one of the escort advertisements in the back of the L.A. Weekly. The girl arrives with a bodyguard goon. She is appears nothing like he was led to believe and he tells them thanks but no thanks. The goon says Fuck You and sprays the artist with mace. The Goon and the escort leave. The artist, blinded, runs to a neighbor's loft screaming. the neighbor lets him in and they attemp to wash out the mace. The stuff is still fresh that the neighbor gets burning mace all over his hands and face.
And the moral of the story is...
...if you want to have sex without any attachments at the Brewery Art Colony, be a famous artist and bang your groupies for free.
